hopeflakes:

When you see someone with a happy icon make a really angry text post

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potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

theother9tenths:

When fate takes you to Disneyland, you don’t question it.

--incoming message from; Anonymous

Dear person I like and person I hate! Can I ask two?? 


Sure thing. 


Dear person i like: Hello, person I like. Man, i like you. just wanted you to know that, and not because it’s 3am and i’ve been drinking. I mean shhhhh i’ve not been drinking. Anyway i think it’s time we take this a step further, so ok here it goes. I………. oh god so nervous. ok here we go. I REALLY like you. 

Dear person I hate: Wtf dude. You knew i’d hate you if you did the thing and you went and did the thing and now i hate you for having done the thing. the fuck. I hope your fingernails burst into flames at random intervals, like, spontaneous cuticle combustion. I also hope that every child you have from here on out demands to be named Poop-face. You’ll try to change their name, but every time you call them anything but poop-face they’ll turn to you and threaten to blow up your toenails too. I hope you wake up at 3 in the morning, drunk, and tell the person you like that you like them way more than you do, because you’re drunk and that’s a thing that drunk people do. Fuck off and die forever. 

EDIT: so i didn’t know i was supposed to pick specific people because i didn’t read the thing. I’m gonna redo this.


posted on 31.07.2014 at 9:12 via lolthatsme - 2,964 notes [ reblog ]

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno


posted on 31.07.2014 at 9:04 via nowyoukno - 3,055 notes [ reblog ]

Do it.

wishtoconfess:

I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.

Dear person I hate,

Dear person I like,

Dear ex boyfriend,

Dear ex girlfriend,

Dear ex bestfriend,

Dear bestfriend,

Dear *anyone*,

Dear Santa,

Dear mom,

Dear dad,

Dear future me,

Dear past me,

Dear person I’m jealous of,

Dear person I had a crush on,

Dear girlfriend,

Dear boyfriend,

toxicpuppys:

It’s moms birthday so I’m wearing a dress and omg I haven’t seen her this happy in so long!!
She was practically squealing and telling me I looked so cute haha, and my dad was like wow she actually looks like a girl!
I do look pretty cute today hehe..


posted on 31.07.2014 at 8:38 via toxicpuppys - 12 notes [ reblog ]

deans-avenging-angel:

meulin-weipon:

waiting-for-the-blue-box:

greatbritishcheese:

maggiekealy:

tastefullyoffensive:

Wi-Fighting

[via]

Winternet is coming

pretty sure i’ve rebageled this 20 times already but it’s just so good

Did you just say rebagled?

this is actually one of my favorite things 

rebagled

deppsex:

but why would you even give him the waterbed

he had scissors

for hands

scissors

© OCTOMOOSEY